Dorothy Rosby is a syndicated humor columnist whose work appears in publications across the West and Midwest. She is also the author of three books of humorous essays: Alexa’s a Spy and Other Things to Be Ticked off About, Humorous Essays on the Hassles of Our Time; I Used to Think I Was Not That Bad and Then I Got to Know Me Better and I Didn’t Know You Could Make Birthday Cake from Scratch, Parenting Blunders from Cradle to Empty Nest. She’s working on her fourth book and hoping to give it a shorter title—something like Finally Done or Best Seller. Dorothy lives in the Black Hills of South Dakota, 20 miles from Mount Rushmore. She’s very proud of that, even though she’s not on it. Yet.